2005-10-23
Original: 2005-10-23 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1:
A man holding a sheet of paper leans toward a woman across a table, speaking emphatically.
Man: "I AM NOT STALKING YOU! LOOK, HERE'S A PICTURE OF YOU IN THE BATHROOM. DO YOU SEE ME IN IT? NOOOO."
Votey:
The same man, now looking down at the photo with a sheepish, worried expression.
Man: "Woops! Wrong photo!"
A man holding a sheet of paper leans toward a woman across a table, speaking emphatically.
Man: "I AM NOT STALKING YOU! LOOK, HERE'S A PICTURE OF YOU IN THE BATHROOM. DO YOU SEE ME IN IT? NOOOO."
Votey:
The same man, now looking down at the photo with a sheepish, worried expression.
Man: "Woops! Wrong photo!"
Alt text
Main comic (single panel): A man clutching a sheet of paper leans across a table toward a dark-haired woman, his face intense and defensive. His speech bubble reads: "I AM NOT STALKING YOU! LOOK, HERE'S A PICTURE OF YOU IN THE BATHROOM. DO YOU SEE ME IN IT? NOOOO." The joke is that offering a covert bathroom photo as proof of innocence only confirms he is stalking her. Votey (black-and-white sketch aftercomic): The same man looks down at the photo with a sheepish, alarmed expression and says, "Woops! Wrong photo!" — realizing he has handed over the wrong, even more incriminating picture.
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.