2005-10-26
Original: 2005-10-26 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1:
A woman with curly orange hair, in a pink shirt and purple skirt, swings a green snake like a whip at a man in a yellow shirt, striking him. The man recoils, screaming, with his arms raised.
Woman: "THAT'S WHAT YOU GET! YOU GET BEAT WITH SNAKES!"
Sound effect: "CRACK!"
Caption (below panel): Sally took the break-up a lot better than I had expected.
Votey:
A close-up of the man's face, now smiling and relieved.
Man: "Wow! Non-venomous snakes!"
A woman with curly orange hair, in a pink shirt and purple skirt, swings a green snake like a whip at a man in a yellow shirt, striking him. The man recoils, screaming, with his arms raised.
Woman: "THAT'S WHAT YOU GET! YOU GET BEAT WITH SNAKES!"
Sound effect: "CRACK!"
Caption (below panel): Sally took the break-up a lot better than I had expected.
Votey:
A close-up of the man's face, now smiling and relieved.
Man: "Wow! Non-venomous snakes!"
Alt text
An SMBC comic. A woman with curly orange hair, a pink shirt, and a purple skirt swings a green snake like a whip, striking a man in a yellow shirt who recoils and screams with his arms up. A red 'CRACK!' marks the hit. She shouts, 'THAT'S WHAT YOU GET! YOU GET BEAT WITH SNAKES!' The caption reads: 'Sally took the break-up a lot better than I had expected.' Votey: a close-up of the man's now-smiling, relieved face as he says, 'Wow! Non-venomous snakes!'
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.