2005-10-21
Original: 2005-10-21 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1:
A wide-eyed, agitated man clutches at his own shoulder, leaning toward the viewer.
Man: "I WANT YOU TO KNOW - IF I DIE, I WANT YOU TO EAT MY CORPSE!"
Man: "TAKE MY FLESH THAT YOU MAY LIVE!"
Caption (below panel): Mr. Thompson just really wasn't cut out to teach first grade math.
Votey:
A simple cartoon face speaks.
Face: "By the transitive property of people-meat, I will become you."
A wide-eyed, agitated man clutches at his own shoulder, leaning toward the viewer.
Man: "I WANT YOU TO KNOW - IF I DIE, I WANT YOU TO EAT MY CORPSE!"
Man: "TAKE MY FLESH THAT YOU MAY LIVE!"
Caption (below panel): Mr. Thompson just really wasn't cut out to teach first grade math.
Votey:
A simple cartoon face speaks.
Face: "By the transitive property of people-meat, I will become you."
Alt text
A wide-eyed, sweating man clutches his own shoulder and leans forward with a panicked, intense expression. His speech bubbles read: "I WANT YOU TO KNOW - IF I DIE, I WANT YOU TO EAT MY CORPSE!" and "TAKE MY FLESH THAT YOU MAY LIVE!" A caption beneath the panel explains: "Mr. Thompson just really wasn't cut out to teach first grade math." The joke is that he's delivering a deranged survival speech to first graders during a math class. Votey (aftercomic): a simple hand-drawn cartoon face calmly adds, "By the transitive property of people-meat, I will become you."
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.