2005-10-19
Original: 2005-10-19 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Title banner: SMBC PRESENTS: LIFE TIPS!
Panel 1:
A bald man in an orange prison jumpsuit sits at a table across from a man with light hair and glasses in a yellow-green shirt (his lawyer). They are in a jail or prison visiting room, with a barred window in the background.
Bald inmate: ARE YOU SURE ABOUT THIS?
Lawyer: HEY, WHO WENT TO LAW SCHOOL TWICE, HUH?!
Caption below the comic:
Life Tip #1: "The bitch had it coming" is not a recognized legal defense.
Votey:
A close-up of the lawyer (light-haired man with glasses), looking earnest.
Lawyer: Also, make sure to call the judge a fatass.
Panel 1:
A bald man in an orange prison jumpsuit sits at a table across from a man with light hair and glasses in a yellow-green shirt (his lawyer). They are in a jail or prison visiting room, with a barred window in the background.
Bald inmate: ARE YOU SURE ABOUT THIS?
Lawyer: HEY, WHO WENT TO LAW SCHOOL TWICE, HUH?!
Caption below the comic:
Life Tip #1: "The bitch had it coming" is not a recognized legal defense.
Votey:
A close-up of the lawyer (light-haired man with glasses), looking earnest.
Lawyer: Also, make sure to call the judge a fatass.
Alt text
An SMBC comic with a yellow banner reading 'SMBC PRESENTS: LIFE TIPS!' A bald man in an orange prison jumpsuit sits at a table across from his lawyer, a light-haired man with glasses in a yellow-green shirt, in a jail visiting room with a barred window behind them. The inmate asks, 'Are you sure about this?' The lawyer replies confidently, 'Hey, who went to law school TWICE, huh?!'—implying he flunked out and repeated it, not that he's extra qualified. The caption reads: 'Life Tip #1: "The bitch had it coming" is not a recognized legal defense.' In the votey aftercomic, a close-up of the lawyer adds reassuringly, 'Also, make sure to call the judge a fatass,' doubling down on terrible legal advice.
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.