2005-10-22
Original: 2005-10-22 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1:
A bald, muscular superhero in purple gloves and trunks (with a belt buckle reading "PB") presses his fingers to his temples, straining as if using mental powers. A man in a trenchcoat and fedora cowers against a tree.
Cowering man: NO PROFESSOR BRAININGTON! DON'T DO IT! PLEASE! I'LL GIVE THE BANK BACK ITS MONEY! I SWEAR!
Professor Brainington: OH I'M AFRAID IT'S A BIT TOO LATE FOR THAT, CRIMINAL.
Panel 2:
Professor Brainington punches the criminal in the face. Motion lines and impact stars surround the blow.
Sound effect: POW!
Criminal: AH!
Votey:
A simple line-drawn blob-shaped character (Professor Brainington, stylized) smiles smugly.
Character: Hooray! I'm the bestest!
A bald, muscular superhero in purple gloves and trunks (with a belt buckle reading "PB") presses his fingers to his temples, straining as if using mental powers. A man in a trenchcoat and fedora cowers against a tree.
Cowering man: NO PROFESSOR BRAININGTON! DON'T DO IT! PLEASE! I'LL GIVE THE BANK BACK ITS MONEY! I SWEAR!
Professor Brainington: OH I'M AFRAID IT'S A BIT TOO LATE FOR THAT, CRIMINAL.
Panel 2:
Professor Brainington punches the criminal in the face. Motion lines and impact stars surround the blow.
Sound effect: POW!
Criminal: AH!
Votey:
A simple line-drawn blob-shaped character (Professor Brainington, stylized) smiles smugly.
Character: Hooray! I'm the bestest!
Alt text
A two-panel superhero comic. In the first panel, a bald, muscular hero in purple gloves and trunks (belt reading "PB") dramatically presses his fingers to his temples as though summoning psychic powers. A man in a trenchcoat and fedora cowers against a tree, begging: "No Professor Brainington! Don't do it! Please! I'll give the bank back its money! I swear!" The hero replies coldly, "Oh I'm afraid it's a bit too late for that, criminal." In the second panel, instead of any mental power, Professor Brainington simply punches the criminal in the face with a "POW!" and impact stars; the criminal yells "Ah!" The joke is that the menacingly named telepath-looking hero just throws an ordinary punch. In the votey aftercomic, a crude line-drawn blob version of Brainington grins smugly and declares, "Hooray! I'm the bestest!"
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.