2005-10-25
Original: 2005-10-25 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1:
A man sits across a table from a woman on what appears to be a date. He wears a cap with small wings on the sides and rests his cheek on his hand, looking lovestruck.
Man (spoken, white speech bubble): I'm sorry I stopped talking. I just... I'm suddenly lost in your eyes. I was going to ask you to walk down to the pier with me, but I feel like I can see the whole ocean right here.
Man (thought, yellow bubble emerging from his winged cap): No matter what I say, I'm dumping you at the end of the date.
Caption below panel: What is she staring at? Oh God. Oh God. Which hat am I wearing?
Votey:
A close-up of the man's worried face, sweating, with the winged cap. A speech bubble (his thought) reads: It's the dumping hat, right?
A man sits across a table from a woman on what appears to be a date. He wears a cap with small wings on the sides and rests his cheek on his hand, looking lovestruck.
Man (spoken, white speech bubble): I'm sorry I stopped talking. I just... I'm suddenly lost in your eyes. I was going to ask you to walk down to the pier with me, but I feel like I can see the whole ocean right here.
Man (thought, yellow bubble emerging from his winged cap): No matter what I say, I'm dumping you at the end of the date.
Caption below panel: What is she staring at? Oh God. Oh God. Which hat am I wearing?
Votey:
A close-up of the man's worried face, sweating, with the winged cap. A speech bubble (his thought) reads: It's the dumping hat, right?
Alt text
A man on a date sits across a table from a woman, resting his cheek on his hand and gazing at her lovingly. He wears a cap with small wings on the sides. His spoken white speech bubble says: 'I'm sorry I stopped talking. I just... I'm suddenly lost in your eyes. I was going to ask you to walk down to the pier with me, but I feel like I can see the whole ocean right here.' But a yellow thought bubble rising from his winged cap reveals his true intent: 'No matter what I say, I'm dumping you at the end of the date.' The implication is that the winged 'dumping hat' broadcasts his real thoughts. A caption below reads: 'What is she staring at? Oh God. Oh God. Which hat am I wearing?' Votey (aftercomic): a close-up of the man's anxious, sweating face wearing the winged cap, thinking, 'It's the dumping hat, right?'
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.