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2005-10-24

Original: 2005-10-24 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal

Transcript

Panel 1:
Boy: GRAMPA! CAN WE HAVE MONEY FOR ICE CREAM?
Grampa: THEY WILL NEVER. EVER. FIND YOUR BODIES.

Caption (below panel): Grampa always had a colorful way of saying no.

Votey:
Grampa (close-up, grim expression): Death would be a great adventure, boy

Alt text

A grinning young boy and a smiling girl stand beside an old bald man wearing glasses and a yellow shirt. The boy asks, "GRAMPA! CAN WE HAVE MONEY FOR ICE CREAM?" The grampa, with a menacing expression, replies, "THEY WILL NEVER. EVER. FIND YOUR BODIES." A caption beneath reads: "Grampa always had a colorful way of saying no." Votey: A simple line-drawn close-up of the grampa's grim, glaring face says, "Death would be a great adventure, boy."

Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.