2005-10-20
Original: 2005-10-20 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1
A blonde woman in a green shirt grabs the sideburns of a red-haired, bearded man (called Dave) as a city burns behind them.
Blonde woman: DAVE! ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS SHAVE YOUR SIDEBURNS AND THE ALIENS WON'T DESTROY THE WORLD!
Dave: AND WHAT KIND OF WORLD WOULD IT BE? HUH?!
Votey:
A rough black-and-white sketch of a man's profile looking up at burning buildings/smoke.
Man: IT'S BETTER THIS WAY
A blonde woman in a green shirt grabs the sideburns of a red-haired, bearded man (called Dave) as a city burns behind them.
Blonde woman: DAVE! ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS SHAVE YOUR SIDEBURNS AND THE ALIENS WON'T DESTROY THE WORLD!
Dave: AND WHAT KIND OF WORLD WOULD IT BE? HUH?!
Votey:
A rough black-and-white sketch of a man's profile looking up at burning buildings/smoke.
Man: IT'S BETTER THIS WAY
Alt text
A full-color comic panel: a blonde woman in a green shirt grips the sideburns of a red-haired, bearded man named Dave while a city burns behind them. She pleads, "DAVE! ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS SHAVE YOUR SIDEBURNS AND THE ALIENS WON'T DESTROY THE WORLD!" Dave indignantly replies, "AND WHAT KIND OF WORLD WOULD IT BE? HUH?!" — refusing to part with his sideburns even to save humanity. Votey (a rough black-and-white sketch): a man's profile gazes up at smoke rising from burning buildings, saying, "IT'S BETTER THIS WAY."
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.