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2005-10-27

Original: 2005-10-27 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal

Transcript

Panel 1 (single panel):

Woman with orange hair (facing away, foreground): "YOU KILLED MY CAT! WHAT KIND OF BOYFRIEND ARE YOU!?"

Man with brown hair in a red shirt (gesturing with both hands raised): "HEY! HEY! I'M NOT A MINDREADER OKAY?! I DON'T JUST MAGICALLY KNOW IF YOU WANT YOUR CAT TO REMAIN ALIVE! GEEZ!"

Votey:

Close-up of the man's face, looking weary and exasperated.

Man (quietly, in a small speech bubble): "Women."

Alt text

A single-panel comic. In the foreground, the back of an orange-haired woman faces a brown-haired man in a red shirt and purple shorts, who stands in a room with a framed picture on the wall. The woman shouts, "You killed my cat! What kind of boyfriend are you!?" The man, throwing up both hands defensively, retorts, "Hey! Hey! I'm not a mindreader okay?! I don't just magically know if you want your cat to remain alive! Geez!" The joke is his absurd, indignant defense for an obviously inexcusable act. Votey (aftercomic): a black-and-white close-up of the man's tired, exasperated face as he mutters a single word in a small bubble: "Women."

Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.