2005-10-18
Original: 2005-10-18 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1:
A man with light blond hair, seen from behind, sits at a dinner table across from a red-haired woman in a purple top who looks uneasy. There is a smear of barbeque sauce on the back of the man's green shirt.
Woman: HOW IS THERE BARBEQUE SAUCE ON THE BACK OF YOUR SHIRT?
Caption (below panel): This was our fourth date. Does she have to ask the same question every goddamned time?
Votey:
Close-up of the blond man's face, looking annoyed/deadpan.
Man: What sauce would youuuu like?
A man with light blond hair, seen from behind, sits at a dinner table across from a red-haired woman in a purple top who looks uneasy. There is a smear of barbeque sauce on the back of the man's green shirt.
Woman: HOW IS THERE BARBEQUE SAUCE ON THE BACK OF YOUR SHIRT?
Caption (below panel): This was our fourth date. Does she have to ask the same question every goddamned time?
Votey:
Close-up of the blond man's face, looking annoyed/deadpan.
Man: What sauce would youuuu like?
Alt text
A two-panel comic. Main panel: at a candlelit dinner table, a blond man in a green shirt is seen from behind; a smear of barbeque sauce is clearly visible on the back of his shirt. Across from him, a red-haired woman in a purple top looks uneasy and asks, 'How is there barbeque sauce on the back of your shirt?' A caption below reads: 'This was our fourth date. Does she have to ask the same question every goddamned time?' — implying this has happened repeatedly. Votey (bonus panel): a close-up of the man's deadpan, slightly irritated face as he says, 'What sauce would youuuu like?', drawling the words as though it's a routine he's tired of repeating.
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.