ohyesrobot.ordoliberal.com

2015-01-15

Original: 2015-01-15 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal

Transcript

Panel 1:
A woman with brown hair and round glasses stands at a lectern, lecturing. She points one finger and gestures with the other hand.
Woman: "'FRIENDS' ARE THE PEOPLE LEAST LIKELY TO HAVE NEW INFORMATION. NEW INFORMATION CAN BE USED TO INCREASE WEALTH. AND YET, PEOPLE ASSOCIATE MORE WITH FRIENDS THAN NON-FRIENDS. WE CALL IT 'THE COMPANION PARADOX.'"

Caption (below panel): In social science, "paradox" is jargon for "obvious to everyone else."

Votey:
A close-up of a person's face with a skeptical, weary expression, speaking.
Person: "AND WHY IS ANYONE POOR WHEN EVERYONE HAS A PREFERENCE FOR MONEY?"

Alt text

A woman with brown hair and round glasses stands at a lectern delivering a lecture, pointing one finger and gesturing with her other hand. Her speech bubble reads: "'Friends' are the people least likely to have new information. New information can be used to increase wealth. And yet, people associate more with friends than non-friends. We call it 'the companion paradox.'" A caption below the panel reads: In social science, "paradox" is jargon for "obvious to everyone else." The joke mocks how social science dresses up obvious observations in self-important terminology. Votey: a close-up of a skeptical, weary face saying, "And why is anyone poor when everyone has a preference for money?" — another deadpan example of an absurd pseudo-paradox.

Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.