2015-01-16
Original: 2015-01-16 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1:
Man with flame-like blond hair: HEY! YOU WANNA SEE THE VIDEO THAT BIG PHARMA DOESN'T WANT YOU TO SEE?
Dark-haired woman: SURE!
Panel 2:
Man: THIS IS A CHAMP FELLATING ITSELF.
Panel 3:
Woman: IS BIG PHARMA AWARE OF THE VIDEO?
Panel 4:
Man: YEAH, BIG PHARMA DOESN'T WANT YOU TO SEE IT. IT'S GROSS.
Woman: THEY WON'T RETURN MY EMAILS.
Votey:
Text: EVIL BASTARDS.
(A scowling face glares angrily, looking off to the side.)
Man with flame-like blond hair: HEY! YOU WANNA SEE THE VIDEO THAT BIG PHARMA DOESN'T WANT YOU TO SEE?
Dark-haired woman: SURE!
Panel 2:
Man: THIS IS A CHAMP FELLATING ITSELF.
Panel 3:
Woman: IS BIG PHARMA AWARE OF THE VIDEO?
Panel 4:
Man: YEAH, BIG PHARMA DOESN'T WANT YOU TO SEE IT. IT'S GROSS.
Woman: THEY WON'T RETURN MY EMAILS.
Votey:
Text: EVIL BASTARDS.
(A scowling face glares angrily, looking off to the side.)
Alt text
A four-panel comic. A man with spiky, flame-like blond hair excitedly asks a dark-haired woman: "Hey! You wanna see the video that Big Pharma doesn't want you to see?" She says "Sure!" He explains, "This is a champ fellating itself." She asks, "Is Big Pharma aware of the video?" He replies, "Yeah, Big Pharma doesn't want you to see it. It's gross," while she adds, "They won't return my emails." The joke deflates the conspiratorial "the video THEY don't want you to see" trope: Big Pharma simply finds the gross video distasteful, not threatening. Votey: a roughly drawn, angry scowling face glares to the side beneath the words "EVIL BASTARDS."
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.