2015-01-11
Original: 2015-01-11 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1:
Excited man: OH MY GOD! I WAS BITTEN BY A RADIOACTIVE SPIDER! IT'S SUPERPOWER TIME!
Panel 2:
Second man (skeptical): ALL SPIDERS ARE RADIOACTIVE. ALL CARBON ELEMENTS OF LIFE HAVE RADIOACTIVE ISOTOPES.
Panel 3:
Excited man: BUT LOOK! I CAN SHOOT FLUID FROM MY WRISTS!
Panel 4:
Second man (deadpan, with a third person looking on in the background): THAT'S BLOOD. PLEASE CALL THE HOSPITAL.
Votey:
Sound effect from the man's wrist: THWIP!
The second man stares in wide-eyed horror as a stream shoots out.
Excited man: OH MY GOD! I WAS BITTEN BY A RADIOACTIVE SPIDER! IT'S SUPERPOWER TIME!
Panel 2:
Second man (skeptical): ALL SPIDERS ARE RADIOACTIVE. ALL CARBON ELEMENTS OF LIFE HAVE RADIOACTIVE ISOTOPES.
Panel 3:
Excited man: BUT LOOK! I CAN SHOOT FLUID FROM MY WRISTS!
Panel 4:
Second man (deadpan, with a third person looking on in the background): THAT'S BLOOD. PLEASE CALL THE HOSPITAL.
Votey:
Sound effect from the man's wrist: THWIP!
The second man stares in wide-eyed horror as a stream shoots out.
Alt text
A four-panel cartoon. Panel 1: an orange-haired man excitedly declares he was bitten by a radioactive spider and that it's superpower time. Panel 2: a calmer man flatly notes that all spiders are radioactive and that all carbon elements of life have radioactive isotopes. Panel 3: the excited man insists, 'But look! I can shoot fluid from my wrists!' Panel 4: the second man deadpans, 'That's blood. Please call the hospital,' while a bystander watches. Votey aftercomic: a close-up shows a 'THWIP!' sound effect as a stream shoots from the man's wrist, and the second man stares with wide, horrified eyes.
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.