2015-01-17
Original: 2015-01-17 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1:
Woman: I guess I just don't see why you'd bring your baby to work.
Man: You know how we use that one rarely-subcritical piece of uranium?
Panel 2:
Woman: The one covered in spikes?
Man: Right.
Panel 3:
Man: Watch this: I'll put down the baby for just a moment, then look away for just a second, aaannd...
Panel 4:
Man (alarmed, lunging): Hey! Get that out of your mouth!
Votey:
Caption: THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT URANIUM LOOKS LIKE:
(An arrow points down to a jagged, spiky bright-green shape emitting small radiating lines.)
Woman: I guess I just don't see why you'd bring your baby to work.
Man: You know how we use that one rarely-subcritical piece of uranium?
Panel 2:
Woman: The one covered in spikes?
Man: Right.
Panel 3:
Man: Watch this: I'll put down the baby for just a moment, then look away for just a second, aaannd...
Panel 4:
Man (alarmed, lunging): Hey! Get that out of your mouth!
Votey:
Caption: THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT URANIUM LOOKS LIKE:
(An arrow points down to a jagged, spiky bright-green shape emitting small radiating lines.)
Alt text
A four-panel comic. A woman in a hood talks with a man in a hood at a workplace. Panel 1: The woman says she doesn't see why he'd bring his baby to work; the man asks if she knows about the one 'rarely-subcritical piece of uranium' they use. Panel 2: She asks, 'The one covered in spikes?' He says, 'Right.' Panel 3: He explains his demonstration: he'll put the baby down, look away for a second, 'aaannd...' Panel 4: He lunges in alarm shouting 'Hey! Get that out of your mouth!' as the baby has presumably grabbed the dangerous uranium. Votey (aftercomic): Bold hand-lettered text reads 'THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT URANIUM LOOKS LIKE:' with an arrow pointing to a jagged, spiky, glowing bright-green blob emitting radiating lines.
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.