2014-07-03
Original: 2014-07-03 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1:
Caption (speech bubble, from a clergyman): IF GOD IS OMNISCIENT AND OMNIPOTENT... WELL... HOW COULD HE LET THIS HAPPEN?
Three clergymen in black robes with white clerical collars sit behind a table, looking distraught.
Caption beneath the panel: We lost a lot of good priests to the Ninja Turtles remake.
Votey:
Handwritten note: This comic will be topical every ten years for the rest of your life.
Caption (speech bubble, from a clergyman): IF GOD IS OMNISCIENT AND OMNIPOTENT... WELL... HOW COULD HE LET THIS HAPPEN?
Three clergymen in black robes with white clerical collars sit behind a table, looking distraught.
Caption beneath the panel: We lost a lot of good priests to the Ninja Turtles remake.
Votey:
Handwritten note: This comic will be topical every ten years for the rest of your life.
Alt text
Three Catholic priests in black robes and white collars sit grimly behind a table against a blue background. A speech bubble from one of them reads, "If God is omniscient and omnipotent... well... how could he let this happen?" A caption below the panel explains, "We lost a lot of good priests to the Ninja Turtles remake." The joke: the priests are mourning a tragedy, revealed to be the disappointing Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles movie reboot. The votey (aftercomic) is a handwritten note that reads, "This comic will be topical every ten years for the rest of your life," referencing the endless cycle of TMNT remakes.
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.