2014-07-04
Original: 2014-07-04 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1 (single wide panel):
Two masked surgeons in scrubs lean over an operating table, looking down at something dark on the table in front of them.
Surgeon on the left (bald, glasses, surgical mask): "MY GOD... IT ONLY LOOKS HUMAN."
Surgeon on the right (surgical cap, holding a scalpel in a green-gloved hand): "THE EXTERIOR IS PURE CHITIN."
Caption (below panel): What's Waldo was the most macabre book in the series.
Votey:
A sketchy black-and-white close-up of a face, mouth open in a grimace showing gritted/jagged teeth, with a hand reaching toward it.
Text: "I feel pain."
Two masked surgeons in scrubs lean over an operating table, looking down at something dark on the table in front of them.
Surgeon on the left (bald, glasses, surgical mask): "MY GOD... IT ONLY LOOKS HUMAN."
Surgeon on the right (surgical cap, holding a scalpel in a green-gloved hand): "THE EXTERIOR IS PURE CHITIN."
Caption (below panel): What's Waldo was the most macabre book in the series.
Votey:
A sketchy black-and-white close-up of a face, mouth open in a grimace showing gritted/jagged teeth, with a hand reaching toward it.
Text: "I feel pain."
Alt text
A wide comic panel shows two masked surgeons in scrubs bent over an operating table, looking down at a dark mass in front of them. The bald, bespectacled surgeon on the left says, "My God... it only looks human." The surgeon on the right, holding a scalpel in a green-gloved hand, replies, "The exterior is pure chitin." A caption beneath reads: "What's Waldo was the most macabre book in the series" — the joke being that the patient is actually the insect-like Waldo character being dissected. The votey (bonus panel) is a rough black-and-white sketch of a grimacing face with an open, jagged-toothed mouth and a hand reaching toward it, captioned "I feel pain."
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.