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2014-04-09

Original: 2014-04-09 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal

Transcript

Panel 1:
The Devil (a red-skinned horned demon with flame-like hair) handing a book to an elderly bald man with glasses, in a hellish setting.

The Devil: "Oh! Another professor of philosophy. Here's your copy of Atlas Shrugged Part 2. It's great! Every time you read a page, it gets two pages longer!"

Votey:
A grinning man's face leaning in.

Grinning man: "And John Galt's monologue gets three pages longer!"

Alt text

A red-skinned, horned Devil with glowing flame-like hair leans toward an elderly, bald, bespectacled man in a dim hellish room, handing him a book. The Devil says cheerfully: "Oh! Another professor of philosophy. Here's your copy of Atlas Shrugged Part 2. It's great! Every time you read a page, it gets two pages longer!" In the votey aftercomic, a grinning man's face leans in and adds: "And John Galt's monologue gets three pages longer!" The joke: an eternal, ever-expanding torture book whose never-ending pages (and famously long John Galt speech) grow faster than you can read them.

Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.