2014-04-13
Original: 2014-04-13 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1:
Speech bubble (coming from off-panel, the translated output): "SHITTING MYSELF! SHITTING MYSELF! AHH, YEAH! NOW, YOU! PUT YOUR TITS IN MY FACE! NOW! NOW!"
A woman with brown hair looks up at the speech bubble with a worried, uneasy expression.
Caption below the panel: "The baby translator was a bad purchase."
Votey:
A frantic, screaming baby's face drawn in black and white, mouth wide open. The word "NOW!" is scrawled in large frenzied letters above the baby's head.
Speech bubble (coming from off-panel, the translated output): "SHITTING MYSELF! SHITTING MYSELF! AHH, YEAH! NOW, YOU! PUT YOUR TITS IN MY FACE! NOW! NOW!"
A woman with brown hair looks up at the speech bubble with a worried, uneasy expression.
Caption below the panel: "The baby translator was a bad purchase."
Votey:
A frantic, screaming baby's face drawn in black and white, mouth wide open. The word "NOW!" is scrawled in large frenzied letters above the baby's head.
Alt text
A black-outlined comic panel on a teal background. A worried-looking woman with brown hair gazes up at a large speech bubble. The bubble contains the supposedly translated words of a baby, rendered in increasingly emphatic handwriting: "SHITTING MYSELF! SHITTING MYSELF! AHH, YEAH! NOW, YOU! PUT YOUR TITS IN MY FACE! NOW! NOW!" A caption beneath the panel reads: "The baby translator was a bad purchase." The joke is that a device meant to translate baby cries produces alarming, demanding, vaguely unhinged speech. The votey (aftercomic) shows a frantic baby's face in black and white, mouth gaping in a scream, with the word "NOW!" scrawled chaotically above it.
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.