2014-04-02
Original: 2014-04-02 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1:
A woman with brown hair (facing right) talks to a woman with orange/red hair (back to viewer).
Brown-haired woman: "Baby, your love is like heroin to me."
Orange-haired woman: "Aww. That's-"
Brown-haired woman: "I'm quitting you now that I have methadone."
Votey:
A simple line-drawn face (the orange-haired woman) looks unimpressed.
Orange-haired woman: "Why did you ask me here?"
Off-panel/other speaker: "For the pun."
A woman with brown hair (facing right) talks to a woman with orange/red hair (back to viewer).
Brown-haired woman: "Baby, your love is like heroin to me."
Orange-haired woman: "Aww. That's-"
Brown-haired woman: "I'm quitting you now that I have methadone."
Votey:
A simple line-drawn face (the orange-haired woman) looks unimpressed.
Orange-haired woman: "Why did you ask me here?"
Off-panel/other speaker: "For the pun."
Alt text
A brown-haired woman speaks to an orange-haired woman whose back is to the viewer. The brown-haired woman says, "Baby, your love is like heroin to me." The orange-haired woman begins, "Aww. That's-" but is cut off as the brown-haired woman finishes: "I'm quitting you now that I have methadone." In the votey aftercomic, a simple line drawing of the orange-haired woman looks flat and unimpressed, asking "Why did you ask me here?" A reply reads, "For the pun."
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.