2014-03-29
Original: 2014-03-29 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Title caption (top banner): NOAH'S URETHRAL SWAB RESULTS WERE PREDICTABLE
Panel 1:
Doctor (a woman with dark hair, glasses, and a white coat, holding a folder): I'm afraid you have two of each kind.
[She is addressing an elderly bearded man, shown from behind/in profile, with long gray hair and beard.]
Votey:
Doctor (now drawn in simple sketch style, holding the folder): No, wait, over here it says seven of each kind
Panel 1:
Doctor (a woman with dark hair, glasses, and a white coat, holding a folder): I'm afraid you have two of each kind.
[She is addressing an elderly bearded man, shown from behind/in profile, with long gray hair and beard.]
Votey:
Doctor (now drawn in simple sketch style, holding the folder): No, wait, over here it says seven of each kind
Alt text
An orange title banner reads "NOAH'S URETHRAL SWAB RESULTS WERE PREDICTABLE." In the comic, a dark-haired woman doctor in a white coat and glasses holds a folder and speaks to an elderly long-bearded gray-haired man (shown from behind), saying, "I'm afraid you have two of each kind" — a pun on the Bible's Noah taking two of each animal aboard the ark, here applied to sexually transmitted infections. In the votey aftercomic, drawn in a rough black-and-white sketch, the doctor looks back at the folder and adds, "No, wait, over here it says seven of each kind," referencing the biblical detail that Noah was told to take seven of certain clean animals.
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.