2014-04-01
Original: 2014-04-01 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1: A man with dark hair, wearing a yellow collared shirt, winces in pain.
Man: "ARGH! Stepped on a hairball."
Panel 2: The same man, now smiling slyly to himself.
Panel 3: The man stands in a confident, hands-on-hips power pose wearing a yellow shirt and purple shorts, smiling.
Man: "Oh yes, ladies."
Bottom caption banner: "HAPPINESS TIP: EVERYTHING THAT HAPPENS TO YOU IS SOMEONE'S FETISH"
Votey:
A sketchy black-and-white drawing of two people. One says: "Except comics."
Man: "ARGH! Stepped on a hairball."
Panel 2: The same man, now smiling slyly to himself.
Panel 3: The man stands in a confident, hands-on-hips power pose wearing a yellow shirt and purple shorts, smiling.
Man: "Oh yes, ladies."
Bottom caption banner: "HAPPINESS TIP: EVERYTHING THAT HAPPENS TO YOU IS SOMEONE'S FETISH"
Votey:
A sketchy black-and-white drawing of two people. One says: "Except comics."
Alt text
A three-panel SMBC comic. Panel 1: a man with dark hair in a yellow collared shirt winces and says "ARGH! Stepped on a hairball." Panel 2: the same man smiles slyly to himself. Panel 3: he strikes a confident hands-on-hips power pose in a yellow shirt and purple shorts, saying "Oh yes, ladies." A yellow caption banner across the bottom reads: "HAPPINESS TIP: EVERYTHING THAT HAPPENS TO YOU IS SOMEONE'S FETISH." The joke: even a minor painful mishap is something somebody out there finds arousing. Votey (aftercomic): a rough black-and-white sketch of two figures; one adds the deadpan caveat "Except comics."
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.