2009-11-30
Original: 2009-11-30 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1:
A knight in a red cape kneels before a seated king (crowned, dressed in purple and gold, hands steepled, eyes closed). The knight is reporting back.
Knight: WE MANAGED TO DEFEAT THE DRAGON, BUT THERE WAS SOME SIGNIFICANT... COLLATERAL DAMAGE.
Caption (below panel): Carpet bombing is not an efficient technique for rescuing princesses.
Votey:
A close-up of the knight, looking weary/resigned.
Knight: WELP... I GUESS IT'S ANOTHER NIGHT WITH THREE WHORES.
A knight in a red cape kneels before a seated king (crowned, dressed in purple and gold, hands steepled, eyes closed). The knight is reporting back.
Knight: WE MANAGED TO DEFEAT THE DRAGON, BUT THERE WAS SOME SIGNIFICANT... COLLATERAL DAMAGE.
Caption (below panel): Carpet bombing is not an efficient technique for rescuing princesses.
Votey:
A close-up of the knight, looking weary/resigned.
Knight: WELP... I GUESS IT'S ANOTHER NIGHT WITH THREE WHORES.
Alt text
A knight in a red cape kneels before a crowned king in purple-and-gold robes, who sits with hands steepled and eyes closed. The knight reports: "We managed to defeat the dragon, but there was some significant... collateral damage." The caption underneath reads: "Carpet bombing is not an efficient technique for rescuing princesses" — implying the rescue mission obliterated the princesses along with the dragon. Votey (aftercomic): a close-up of the same weary knight, who shrugs and says, "Welp... I guess it's another night with three whores," cynically settling for the next-best company.
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.