2009-12-02
Original: 2009-12-02 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1:
Elderly man (grandpa): "All right, grandkids. I'm too old to threaten you physically, so I've compiled a list of words that are uncomfortable to hear in my raspy yet MOIST elderly voice. First word..."
Grandpa: "Eeeeerrotic."
Caption (below panel): Grandpa convinced us to do our homework.
Votey:
Close-up on the grandpa's face, leering.
Grandpa: "Weeeeiiiiner."
Elderly man (grandpa): "All right, grandkids. I'm too old to threaten you physically, so I've compiled a list of words that are uncomfortable to hear in my raspy yet MOIST elderly voice. First word..."
Grandpa: "Eeeeerrotic."
Caption (below panel): Grandpa convinced us to do our homework.
Votey:
Close-up on the grandpa's face, leering.
Grandpa: "Weeeeiiiiner."
Alt text
A comic. An old man with glasses and white hair stands behind two reluctant-looking grandchildren (a brown-haired girl in a pink shirt and a red-haired kid in a green shirt). He says: "All right, grandkids. I'm too old to threaten you physically, so I've compiled a list of words that are uncomfortable to hear in my raspy yet MOIST elderly voice. First word..." Then he says, drawing it out: "Eeeeerrotic." The kids look uncomfortable and grimace. A caption below reads: "Grandpa convinced us to do our homework." Votey (aftercomic): an extreme close-up of the old man's leering, wrinkled face, eyes narrowed behind his glasses, as he says: "Weeeeiiiiner."
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.