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2009-11-28

Original: 2009-11-28 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal

Transcript

Panel 1 (single panel):

Man with red hair and glasses: THINK OF THE STRANGEST THING THAT'S TRUE.

Man with brown hair (facing him): OKAY.

Man with red hair and glasses: NOW ADD A MONKEY DRESSED AS HITLER.

Man with brown hair: MY GOD...

Caption below panel: Professor Bennet provides his proof that the truth is, in fact, not stranger than fiction.

Votey:

Header text: PLEASE USE THIS DIAGRAM WHEN DEMONSTRATING THE PROOF

A cartoon monkey standing upright, arm raised. A label with a line points to it reading: MONKEY

Bottom-left note: *DRESSED AS HITLER

Alt text

A man with red flame-like hair and round glasses talks to a man with brown hair. The redhead says, "Think of the strangest thing that's true." The other replies, "Okay." The redhead adds, "Now add a monkey dressed as Hitler," and the other gasps, "My God..." Caption: "Professor Bennet provides his proof that the truth is, in fact, not stranger than fiction." Votey: a header reads "Please use this diagram when demonstrating the proof," above a drawing of a plain cartoon monkey standing upright with one arm raised. A pointer line labels it "Monkey," and a small note in the bottom corner reads "*dressed as Hitler" — though the monkey is wearing nothing at all.

Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.