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2009-11-26

Original: 2009-11-26 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal

Transcript

Panel 1 (single panel):
Man (white-haired, in an 18th-century purple coat with a ruffled cravat, identified by the caption as Immanuel Kant): "It's an important epistemological concept!"
Red-haired woman (seen from behind): "Then take off your pants and let me see it."
Man: "Why you gotta ruin everything for me?"

Caption below the panel: Immanuel Kant hates when his girlfriend calls his penis "the thing-in-itself."

Votey:
A bearded man: "It's a philosophy joke."
A short-haired person (looking unimpressed): "It's a dick joke."

Alt text

Color comic, single panel. A white-haired man in an 18th-century purple coat with a ruffled cravat (the caption identifies him as Immanuel Kant) talks with a red-haired woman shown from behind. He says, "It's an important epistemological concept!" She replies, "Then take off your pants and let me see it." He says, "Why you gotta ruin everything for me?" Caption beneath: Immanuel Kant hates when his girlfriend calls his penis "the thing-in-itself." Votey (black-and-white aftercomic): a bearded man insists, "It's a philosophy joke," while an unimpressed short-haired person flatly says, "It's a dick joke."

Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.