2009-12-03
Original: 2009-12-03 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Title banner: PICK-UP LINES THAT DON'T WORK
Panel 1:
A red-haired man (leaning back, looking weary/uncomfortable) speaking to a blonde woman who has her hand on his chest:
Man: "I can orgasm on command, but only during the first two minutes of sex."
Votey:
Close-up of the red-haired man's face, looking strained.
Man: "Annnnd GO!"
Panel 1:
A red-haired man (leaning back, looking weary/uncomfortable) speaking to a blonde woman who has her hand on his chest:
Man: "I can orgasm on command, but only during the first two minutes of sex."
Votey:
Close-up of the red-haired man's face, looking strained.
Man: "Annnnd GO!"
Alt text
Comic titled "Pick-up lines that don't work." A red-haired man leans back, looking weary, as a blonde woman rests her hand on his chest. He tells her, "I can orgasm on command, but only during the first two minutes of sex." Votey aftercomic: a close-up of the man's strained face as he announces, "Annnnd GO!"
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.