2009-11-27
Original: 2009-11-27 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1:
A woman with red hair sits on a couch next to a man with orange flame-like hair, both facing a television (its back is visible at right). The woman holds a TV remote and gestures toward the screen.
Woman: "LOOK, IF WE FAST FORWARD THEN REWIND OVER AND OVER AND OVER, SUDDENLY IT'S LIKE 'WOW, THAT GUY'S PRETTY GOOD AT THIS.'"
Caption (below the panel): That was the last time Ted let me film our sex.
Votey:
Close-up on the same two characters' faces.
Man: "DID YOU MAKE FACES AT THE CAMERA?"
Woman: "I WAS BORED."
A woman with red hair sits on a couch next to a man with orange flame-like hair, both facing a television (its back is visible at right). The woman holds a TV remote and gestures toward the screen.
Woman: "LOOK, IF WE FAST FORWARD THEN REWIND OVER AND OVER AND OVER, SUDDENLY IT'S LIKE 'WOW, THAT GUY'S PRETTY GOOD AT THIS.'"
Caption (below the panel): That was the last time Ted let me film our sex.
Votey:
Close-up on the same two characters' faces.
Man: "DID YOU MAKE FACES AT THE CAMERA?"
Woman: "I WAS BORED."
Alt text
A woman with red hair sits on a couch beside a man with orange flame-like hair, both watching a TV whose back faces the reader. She holds a remote and gestures at the screen, saying, "Look, if we fast forward then rewind over and over and over, suddenly it's like 'wow, that guy's pretty good at this.'" A caption beneath reads: "That was the last time Ted let me film our sex." The joke: they are reviewing a homemade sex tape, and her trick of scrubbing the footage back and forth to make Ted's performance look better is why he no longer agrees to be filmed. Votey (aftercomic): a black-and-white close-up of their faces. The man asks, "Did you make faces at the camera?" The woman flatly replies, "I was bored."
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.