2009-08-19
Original: 2009-08-19 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1:
A bald man with a bit of red hair on the sides pokes his head and shoulders up through a hole in the wooden floor of a restaurant, grinning. A blonde woman in a pink top (addressed as Sandra) sits in a booth with her back to him.
Man: "I've spent the last eight months digging an extensive system of tunnels between this restaurant and a variety of escape points. Go ahead, Sandra. Try to find me. TRY! HAHAHAHAHA!"
Caption (below panel): The breakup went as smoothly as I could've hoped.
Votey:
A dark hole/tunnel opening, the man no longer visible except for a hand reaching out. A speech bubble rises from the hole.
Man (from inside the hole): "Hey, my shirt got caught! Could you unstick me?"
A bald man with a bit of red hair on the sides pokes his head and shoulders up through a hole in the wooden floor of a restaurant, grinning. A blonde woman in a pink top (addressed as Sandra) sits in a booth with her back to him.
Man: "I've spent the last eight months digging an extensive system of tunnels between this restaurant and a variety of escape points. Go ahead, Sandra. Try to find me. TRY! HAHAHAHAHA!"
Caption (below panel): The breakup went as smoothly as I could've hoped.
Votey:
A dark hole/tunnel opening, the man no longer visible except for a hand reaching out. A speech bubble rises from the hole.
Man (from inside the hole): "Hey, my shirt got caught! Could you unstick me?"
Alt text
An SMBC comic. In a restaurant, a grinning bald man with red side-hair pops his head up through a hole he has dug in the wooden floor, taunting a blonde woman in a pink top seated in a booth with her back to him. His speech bubble reads: 'I've spent the last eight months digging an extensive system of tunnels between this restaurant and a variety of escape points. Go ahead, Sandra. Try to find me. TRY! HAHAHAHAHA!' A caption below reads: 'The breakup went as smoothly as I could've hoped.' Votey (aftercomic): a black-and-white panel showing only the dark hole with a hand poking out; a speech bubble from inside reads 'Hey, my shirt got caught! Could you unstick me?' — his dramatic escape immediately fails.
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.