2009-08-17
Original: 2009-08-17 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1:
A magician in a purple top hat and purple tailcoat with a red bow tie, gesturing with both hands.
Magician: VOILA! BANISHED TO OBLIVION!
Caption (below panel):
Never should've let that magician take my virginity.
Votey:
The same magician (in a top hat and coat), smiling and holding up a playing card.
Magician: AND WAS THIS YOUR CARD?
A magician in a purple top hat and purple tailcoat with a red bow tie, gesturing with both hands.
Magician: VOILA! BANISHED TO OBLIVION!
Caption (below panel):
Never should've let that magician take my virginity.
Votey:
The same magician (in a top hat and coat), smiling and holding up a playing card.
Magician: AND WAS THIS YOUR CARD?
Alt text
A cartoon magician in a purple top hat, purple tailcoat, and red bow tie stands with both hands raised theatrically, declaring "Voila! Banished to oblivion!" A caption beneath the panel reads: "Never should've let that magician take my virginity" — reframing the magic act as a sexual euphemism. In the black-and-white votey, the same magician smiles and holds up a playing card, asking "And was this your card?", playing the innuendo out as a sleazy magic-trick line.
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.