2009-08-20
Original: 2009-08-20 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1:
Pope (an elderly man in a purple and gold mitre and vestments, with a large gold cross pendant, speaking to a man with reddish-brown hair seen from behind): "No, my son, I know you are not of our faith, and would not ask you to kiss the hand of its leader."
Caption below panel:
Moved by his sincerity, I briefly entertained a conversion before the pope finished turning around and lifting up his skirts.
Votey:
A crudely drawn diagram of a bare backside / buttocks, with two downward-pointing arrows. The left cheek is labeled "EASTERN ORTHODOX" and the right cheek is labeled "LUTHERAN."
Pope (an elderly man in a purple and gold mitre and vestments, with a large gold cross pendant, speaking to a man with reddish-brown hair seen from behind): "No, my son, I know you are not of our faith, and would not ask you to kiss the hand of its leader."
Caption below panel:
Moved by his sincerity, I briefly entertained a conversion before the pope finished turning around and lifting up his skirts.
Votey:
A crudely drawn diagram of a bare backside / buttocks, with two downward-pointing arrows. The left cheek is labeled "EASTERN ORTHODOX" and the right cheek is labeled "LUTHERAN."
Alt text
A pope in a purple-and-gold mitre and robes with a large gold cross stands speaking gently to a man (seen from behind, reddish hair) and says, "No, my son, I know you are not of our faith, and would not ask you to kiss the hand of its leader." Caption: "Moved by his sincerity, I briefly entertained a conversion before the pope finished turning around and lifting up his skirts." Votey: a crude line drawing of bare buttocks with two arrows pointing down, the left cheek labeled "EASTERN ORTHODOX" and the right cheek labeled "LUTHERAN" -- implying the pope wants his butt cheeks kissed instead, named after rival Christian denominations.
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.