2009-08-24
Original: 2009-08-24 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Single panel (silhouettes against a gold/ochre background):
A man kneels, holding up a small object (a ring) toward a woman who stands facing him. An empty speech balloon rises from the man.
Caption below the panel:
Best Case Scenario:
Man: Will you marry me?
Worst Case Scenario:
Man: It's called "The Catholic Condom."
Votey:
A drawing of a bottle labeled "SPERMO-GENETIC LUBRICANT" with a starburst badge reading "BONUS!"
A man kneels, holding up a small object (a ring) toward a woman who stands facing him. An empty speech balloon rises from the man.
Caption below the panel:
Best Case Scenario:
Man: Will you marry me?
Worst Case Scenario:
Man: It's called "The Catholic Condom."
Votey:
A drawing of a bottle labeled "SPERMO-GENETIC LUBRICANT" with a starburst badge reading "BONUS!"
Alt text
A silhouetted comic against a gold background: a man kneels on one knee, holding up a small object (a ring) toward a standing woman, with an empty speech bubble above him. Two captions reinterpret the romantic scene. Best Case Scenario, he says: "Will you marry me?" Worst Case Scenario, he says: "It's called 'The Catholic Condom.'" The votey shows a hand-drawn bottle labeled "SPERMO-GENETIC LUBRICANT" with a starburst badge reading "BONUS!", implying the kneeling man is actually a product demonstrator rather than a suitor.
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.