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2009-08-23

Original: 2009-08-23 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal

Transcript

Panel 1:
A scientist in a white lab coat with red flame-like hair and a head mirror stands at a podium, holding up a pen.
Scientist: AND WITH THIS SIMPLE PILL WE CAN NOW INSTANTLY CURE ANY ADDICTION.

Panel 2:
Caption banner: THE FOLLOWING DAY...
A frantic, disheveled man in a green jacket and striped tie grabs the terrified scientist by his lab coat.
Man: I NEED MORE OF THOSE PILLS!
Scientist: BUT I JUST PRESCRIB-
Man: MOOORE!

Votey:
A crudely sketched close-up of an exhausted, wild-eyed face.
Text scrawled across the panel: NO SLEEP FORGIVE ME

Alt text

A two-panel comic. Panel 1: A scientist in a white lab coat with flame-red hair, a head mirror, and round glasses stands grinning at a podium, holding up a pen. He says, "And with this simple pill we can now instantly cure any addiction." Panel 2: A red caption banner reads "The following day..." A frantic, sweating man in a green jacket and striped tie violently grabs the now-terrified scientist by his coat, screaming "I need more of those pills!" The scientist stammers, "But I just prescrib-" and the man cuts him off shouting "Mooore!" The joke: the addiction-cure pill has itself become wildly addictive. Votey (aftercomic): A crude, scratchy black-and-white sketch of an exhausted, wild-eyed face, with hand-scrawled text reading "No sleep forgive me," implying the cartoonist was sleep-deprived while drawing.

Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.