2009-08-16
Original: 2009-08-16 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1:
A man with red/flame-like hair and a woman with brown hair lie in bed together, sheets pulled up, looking awkward.
Woman: UH... UH... MY SUBSCRIPTION TO "I'M OKAY WITH SMALL PENISES" MAGAZINE.
Panel 2 (banner reads "EARLIER..."):
The same red-haired man and brown-haired woman, earlier in the encounter.
Woman: WHAT DO YOU MEAN "IS IT IN YET?"
Votey:
Close-up of the red-haired man looking sheepish.
Man: OH, GOOD. I THOUGHT THERE WAS SOME PROBLEM WITH YOUR CAVERNOUS VAGINA.
A man with red/flame-like hair and a woman with brown hair lie in bed together, sheets pulled up, looking awkward.
Woman: UH... UH... MY SUBSCRIPTION TO "I'M OKAY WITH SMALL PENISES" MAGAZINE.
Panel 2 (banner reads "EARLIER..."):
The same red-haired man and brown-haired woman, earlier in the encounter.
Woman: WHAT DO YOU MEAN "IS IT IN YET?"
Votey:
Close-up of the red-haired man looking sheepish.
Man: OH, GOOD. I THOUGHT THERE WAS SOME PROBLEM WITH YOUR CAVERNOUS VAGINA.
Alt text
A two-panel SMBC comic. Panel 1: a red-haired man and a brown-haired woman lie awkwardly in bed together under sheets. The woman blurts, "UH... UH... my subscription to 'I'm okay with small penises' magazine." Panel 2, labeled "EARLIER...": the same couple in bed, and the woman asks incredulously, "What do you mean 'is it in yet?'" The joke: he asked whether he was inside her yet (implying he's small), and she awkwardly tries to cover the insult. Votey (aftercomic): a close-up of the sheepish man, who replies, "Oh, good. I thought there was some problem with your cavernous vagina" - turning the deflection into a mutual jab.
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.