ohyesrobot.ordoliberal.com

2008-06-27

Original: 2008-06-27 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal

Transcript

Panel 1:
A heavyset man with short red hair sits on a couch, leaning back, addressing two people in the foreground who are shown only as dark silhouettes (one appears to wear glasses).
Red-haired man (left speech bubble): IT WAS A JOKE, MAN! A JOKE!
Red-haired man (right speech bubble): THAT WAS, LIKE, TEN YEARS AGO!

Caption below the comic:
Life Tip:
There is no Nobel Prize for eating.

Votey:
A man with a worried, downcast expression holds up a certificate or document labeled "PULITZER."

Alt text

A heavyset man with short red hair sits on a couch defensively addressing two dark silhouetted figures in the foreground. His two speech bubbles read 'IT WAS A JOKE, MAN! A JOKE!' and 'THAT WAS, LIKE, TEN YEARS AGO!' A caption beneath reads 'Life Tip: There is no Nobel Prize for eating.' In the black-and-white votey, a sad-looking man holds up a certificate labeled 'PULITZER,' implying eating could at least win that instead.

Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.