2008-06-25
Original: 2008-06-25 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Main comic:
Setting: a school hallway with green lockers and a checkered floor. A red-haired boy hands a note to a balding, bespectacled teacher (shown from behind, in the foreground).
Note (in neat cursive): "Please excuse Bobby from today's exam."
Note (insertion scrawled in a different hand/ink between the lines): "you fat fat balding shithag"
Note (closing, neat cursive): "Sincerely, Mrs. Anderson"
Boy: I HAD CHICKENPOX!
Votey:
Caption (top-left, on a yellow tab): SOON...
A returned exam paper is shown.
Handwritten on the exam: "EXAM 2"
Grade/comment scrawled at the top: "C- fatty"
Setting: a school hallway with green lockers and a checkered floor. A red-haired boy hands a note to a balding, bespectacled teacher (shown from behind, in the foreground).
Note (in neat cursive): "Please excuse Bobby from today's exam."
Note (insertion scrawled in a different hand/ink between the lines): "you fat fat balding shithag"
Note (closing, neat cursive): "Sincerely, Mrs. Anderson"
Boy: I HAD CHICKENPOX!
Votey:
Caption (top-left, on a yellow tab): SOON...
A returned exam paper is shown.
Handwritten on the exam: "EXAM 2"
Grade/comment scrawled at the top: "C- fatty"
Alt text
A two-panel SMBC comic. Main panel: in a school hallway, a grinning red-haired boy hands a forged excuse note to a balding, bespectacled teacher seen from behind. The note's neat cursive reads 'Please excuse Bobby from today's exam... Sincerely, Mrs. Anderson,' but the boy has clumsily inserted an insult between the lines in different handwriting reading 'you fat fat balding shithag.' The boy cheerfully blurts, 'I HAD CHICKENPOX!' Votey panel: labeled 'SOON...,' it shows Bobby's returned 'EXAM 2' paper, graded at the top with 'C- fatty' — the teacher has gotten his petty revenge.
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.