2008-06-24
Original: 2008-06-24 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1:
Woman (with glasses, brown hair, seated across a desk): "You think we'll win this sexism suit?"
Man (with red/orange hair, in a suit): "Don't worry. We've carefully packed the jury with stupid bitches-"
Man (smaller, alarmed bubble): "Oh geez! Sorry!"
Caption (below panel): My attorney then explained what a jury is.
Votey:
A man holds up a sock puppet ("Mr. Jury") on his hand.
Man (as the puppet): MR. JURY SAYS "GUILTY! GUILTY! GUILTY."
Woman (with glasses, brown hair, seated across a desk): "You think we'll win this sexism suit?"
Man (with red/orange hair, in a suit): "Don't worry. We've carefully packed the jury with stupid bitches-"
Man (smaller, alarmed bubble): "Oh geez! Sorry!"
Caption (below panel): My attorney then explained what a jury is.
Votey:
A man holds up a sock puppet ("Mr. Jury") on his hand.
Man (as the puppet): MR. JURY SAYS "GUILTY! GUILTY! GUILTY."
Alt text
A woman with glasses sits across a desk from her red-haired attorney in a suit. She asks, "You think we'll win this sexism suit?" The attorney replies confidently, "Don't worry. We've carefully packed the jury with stupid bitches-" then immediately catches himself in a smaller, panicked speech bubble: "Oh geez! Sorry!" A caption below reads: "My attorney then explained what a jury is." The joke is that the attorney's casual sexism undermines the very sexism lawsuit they're pursuing. Votey (black-and-white aftercomic): The same man holds up a crude sock puppet on his hand and, voicing it, declares, "Mr. Jury says 'Guilty! Guilty! Guilty.'" -- his absurd misunderstanding of what a jury actually is.
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.