2008-06-29
Original: 2008-06-29 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Title banner: SEX TIPS
IMPRESS HER WITH TOTAL LIES
Man (with reddish-brown hair, back to viewer): THOSE AREN'T TRASHBAGS, BABY. THEY'RE CONDOMS.
Woman (with blonde hair, holding a box): IT... IT SAYS "KITCHEN SIZE."
Man: OH YEAH!
(The woman holds a box labeled "TRASH BAGS" near a blue trash can.)
Votey:
Woman: CAN I PUT TRASH IN THEM?
Man: YES.
Woman: OKAY THEN.
IMPRESS HER WITH TOTAL LIES
Man (with reddish-brown hair, back to viewer): THOSE AREN'T TRASHBAGS, BABY. THEY'RE CONDOMS.
Woman (with blonde hair, holding a box): IT... IT SAYS "KITCHEN SIZE."
Man: OH YEAH!
(The woman holds a box labeled "TRASH BAGS" near a blue trash can.)
Votey:
Woman: CAN I PUT TRASH IN THEM?
Man: YES.
Woman: OKAY THEN.
Alt text
A two-panel SMBC comic under a yellow banner reading "SEX TIPS: IMPRESS HER WITH TOTAL LIES." In a kitchen, a red-haired man (back to viewer) tells a blonde woman holding a box of trash bags, "Those aren't trashbags, baby. They're condoms." The woman, looking skeptical, replies, "It... it says 'kitchen size.'" The man cheerfully insists, "Oh yeah!" The votey (black-and-white aftercomic): the woman asks, "Can I put trash in them?" The man answers, "Yes." She concludes, "Okay then" — accepting the absurd lie because the bags function as trash bags either way.
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.