2008-07-01
Original: 2008-07-01 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1: An aerial view looking down on a man with orange/red hair lying on the grass amid wooded paths. He is reaching upward and laughing, with his arm extended toward a line.
Panel 2: The same man, seen from behind, leans against a cardboard box and talks into a phone. Behind him is a fishing-rod-like pole rising into a cloudy sky. The box is labeled: "Free boobs"
Panel 3: A wide shot reveals the whole scene is a UFO (flying saucer) floating among the clouds. A fishing line dangles from the saucer down toward the ground far below, having been used as bait.
Votey: A close-up of a person reclining, with a dog nearby. The person says in a speech bubble: "I HEARD YOU HAVE BOOBS?"
Panel 2: The same man, seen from behind, leans against a cardboard box and talks into a phone. Behind him is a fishing-rod-like pole rising into a cloudy sky. The box is labeled: "Free boobs"
Panel 3: A wide shot reveals the whole scene is a UFO (flying saucer) floating among the clouds. A fishing line dangles from the saucer down toward the ground far below, having been used as bait.
Votey: A close-up of a person reclining, with a dog nearby. The person says in a speech bubble: "I HEARD YOU HAVE BOOBS?"
Alt text
A three-panel comic. Panel 1 is an overhead view of a red-haired man sprawled on grassy ground between wooded paths, laughing and reaching up toward a thin line dropping from the sky. Panel 2 shows him from behind, leaning on a cardboard box labeled "Free boobs" while talking on a phone, a tall fishing pole rising behind him into a cloudy sky. Panel 3 zooms out to reveal the whole setup is a flying saucer (UFO) hovering among the clouds, with a fishing line dangling far down to the ground below — the "Free boobs" box was bait used by aliens to catch a human. The joke: extraterrestrials lure a man up to their ship by advertising free boobs, like fishing with bait. Votey aftercomic: a close-up of a reclining person with a dog, saying "I HEARD YOU HAVE BOOBS?" — the abducted man's hopeful, gullible motive.
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.