2008-06-28
Original: 2008-06-28 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1:
A red bean-shaped character ("Snugglebean") stands on a soapbox-like blue pedestal in front of a fairytale castle, gesturing with one finger raised, addressing a crowd of cartoon creatures (a chihuahua-like dog, a pink-haired girl, a brown dog, a robot/knight figure, and a clown).
Snugglebean: "I THINK MAYOR FLUFFYPOTAMUS IS A DOODOO-BUTT!"
Panel 2 (newspaper):
A rolled-up newspaper reads:
Headline masthead: "HAPPYLAND GAZETTE"
Headline: "SNUGGLEBEAN EXECUTED FOR SEDITION!"
Small teaser at bottom: "ON PAGE TWO: BUNNIES!!!" (with a small bunny drawing)
Votey:
A black-and-white scene: a hooded executioner figure with blank white eyes stands beside the bean-shaped Snugglebean, who hangs limp from a noose around his neck, tongue out.
Executioner: "STILL NOT WORKING."
A red bean-shaped character ("Snugglebean") stands on a soapbox-like blue pedestal in front of a fairytale castle, gesturing with one finger raised, addressing a crowd of cartoon creatures (a chihuahua-like dog, a pink-haired girl, a brown dog, a robot/knight figure, and a clown).
Snugglebean: "I THINK MAYOR FLUFFYPOTAMUS IS A DOODOO-BUTT!"
Panel 2 (newspaper):
A rolled-up newspaper reads:
Headline masthead: "HAPPYLAND GAZETTE"
Headline: "SNUGGLEBEAN EXECUTED FOR SEDITION!"
Small teaser at bottom: "ON PAGE TWO: BUNNIES!!!" (with a small bunny drawing)
Votey:
A black-and-white scene: a hooded executioner figure with blank white eyes stands beside the bean-shaped Snugglebean, who hangs limp from a noose around his neck, tongue out.
Executioner: "STILL NOT WORKING."
Alt text
A two-part comic. Main panel: a cute red bean-shaped character stands on a pedestal before a fairytale castle, finger raised, lecturing a crowd of cartoon animals and a clown. His speech bubble: "I THINK MAYOR FLUFFYPOTAMUS IS A DOODOO-BUTT!" Below, a rolled-up newspaper, the "HAPPYLAND GAZETTE," carries the headline "SNUGGLEBEAN EXECUTED FOR SEDITION!" with a teaser "ON PAGE TWO: BUNNIES!!!" — a whimsical world that responds to a silly childish insult with the death penalty. Votey (black-and-white): a hooded executioner with blank white eyes stands beside the bean character, who now hangs limp from a noose, tongue lolling out. The executioner deadpans, "STILL NOT WORKING." — implying repeated failed attempts to actually kill him.
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.