2008-06-30
Original: 2008-06-30 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1:
A man with brown hair in a red shirt stands talking, gesturing with one hand, to a woman with red hair in a green shirt who is seated at a computer keyboard.
Man: SO, I WAS IN WISCONSIN TO RESEARCH CRICKET PERSONALITY, WHEN-
Woman (slumping, eyes closed): OOP, THERE IT GOES AGAIN. SORRY.
Caption (below panel): I wish Sheila would put more effort into faking narcolepsy.
Votey:
A man and a woman are in bed; the woman is reading a newspaper.
Woman: JUST HAD AN ORGASM
Man: BUT WE DIDN'T-
Woman: WELL, GOODNIGHT.
A man with brown hair in a red shirt stands talking, gesturing with one hand, to a woman with red hair in a green shirt who is seated at a computer keyboard.
Man: SO, I WAS IN WISCONSIN TO RESEARCH CRICKET PERSONALITY, WHEN-
Woman (slumping, eyes closed): OOP, THERE IT GOES AGAIN. SORRY.
Caption (below panel): I wish Sheila would put more effort into faking narcolepsy.
Votey:
A man and a woman are in bed; the woman is reading a newspaper.
Woman: JUST HAD AN ORGASM
Man: BUT WE DIDN'T-
Woman: WELL, GOODNIGHT.
Alt text
A man in a red shirt enthusiastically tells a seated red-haired woman, "So, I was in Wisconsin to research cricket personality, when-" The woman abruptly slumps at her keyboard with her eyes closed and says, "Oop, there it goes again. Sorry," pretending to fall asleep. Caption: "I wish Sheila would put more effort into faking narcolepsy." Votey: In bed, a woman reading a newspaper flatly announces, "Just had an orgasm." The man protests, "But we didn't-" and she cuts him off with "Well, goodnight"-a second gag about a partner faking a bodily event to dodge intimacy or conversation.
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.