2008-06-23
Original: 2008-06-23 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1 (single panel):
A wedding ceremony. A priest (bald man in clerical collar) stands behind an open book, with a blonde-haired bride on the left and a groom with red-orange hair in a tuxedo on the right.
Priest: "IN SICKNESS AND IN HEALTH."
Caption below panel: In my defense, becoming overweight is sort of in between.
Votey:
A heavyset, smiling man stands with his arms around two women who are draped on either side of him, all looking pleased. Another figure stands with their back to the viewer in the foreground.
Text (speech/caption): "TOO MUCH MAN FOR MARRIAGE!"
A wedding ceremony. A priest (bald man in clerical collar) stands behind an open book, with a blonde-haired bride on the left and a groom with red-orange hair in a tuxedo on the right.
Priest: "IN SICKNESS AND IN HEALTH."
Caption below panel: In my defense, becoming overweight is sort of in between.
Votey:
A heavyset, smiling man stands with his arms around two women who are draped on either side of him, all looking pleased. Another figure stands with their back to the viewer in the foreground.
Text (speech/caption): "TOO MUCH MAN FOR MARRIAGE!"
Alt text
A single-panel SMBC comic of a wedding. A bald priest in a clerical collar stands behind an open book, between a blonde bride (left) and a red-haired groom in a tuxedo (right). The priest recites the vow: "IN SICKNESS AND IN HEALTH." The caption below reads: "In my defense, becoming overweight is sort of in between." The joke: the groom is preemptively excusing future weight gain as falling between sickness and health. Votey (black-and-white aftercomic): the same man, now visibly heavyset and grinning, stands with his arms around two women leaning on him, while a figure watches from the foreground. The caption proclaims: "TOO MUCH MAN FOR MARRIAGE!"
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.