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2006-12-02

Original: 2006-12-02 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal

Transcript

Setting: a date at a cafe (a sign reading "CAFE" is visible on the wall). A woman (seen from behind, brown hair) sits across from a smiling man with orange hair in a green shirt.

Woman: BEFORE THIS DATE STARTS, I SHOULD TELL YOU I'M INCREDIBLY INSECURE ABOUT MY HORRIBLE-

Man: WAIT! DON'T TELL ME! I LOVE GUESSING. IS IT THE FACE?! IT'S THE FACE, RIGHT? NO?

Caption (below panel): Thirty guesses later, I found out it was her car.

Votey:
The same couple at the cafe, drawn in a loose black-and-white sketch style, with a waiter standing nearby.

Man: WAITER, I THINK I'LL HAVE-

Woman: A FACELIFT? IS IT A FACELIFT?!

Alt text

A man with orange hair in a green shirt sits across from a brown-haired woman (shown from behind) on a date at a cafe. She begins, "Before this date starts, I should tell you I'm incredibly insecure about my horrible-" The grinning man cuts her off, pointing eagerly: "Wait! Don't tell me! I love guessing. Is it the face?! It's the face, right? No?" A caption below reads: "Thirty guesses later, I found out it was her car." Votey (a rough black-and-white sketch of the same couple with a waiter): The man says, "Waiter, I think I'll have-" and the woman cuts in, "A facelift? Is it a facelift?!" turning his guessing game back on him.

Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.