2006-12-06
Original: 2006-12-06 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Title banner: SMBC PRESENTS: BUILDING A STRONG MARRIAGE EPISODE ONE: "HONESTY IS THE BEST POLICY"
Panel 1: A man in a chef's hat and apron stands at a backyard barbecue grill, holding a grilling fork, smiling. A woman with brown hair sits at a table in the foreground with a plate of food.
Woman: HOW'S THE STEAK?
Panel 2 (same scene):
Woman: IT'S DELICIOUS, THOUGH YOU'VE NEVER SATISFIED ME SEXUALLY.
Votey:
A close-up of the woman, looking annoyed/deadpan.
Woman: FATASS.
Panel 1: A man in a chef's hat and apron stands at a backyard barbecue grill, holding a grilling fork, smiling. A woman with brown hair sits at a table in the foreground with a plate of food.
Woman: HOW'S THE STEAK?
Panel 2 (same scene):
Woman: IT'S DELICIOUS, THOUGH YOU'VE NEVER SATISFIED ME SEXUALLY.
Votey:
A close-up of the woman, looking annoyed/deadpan.
Woman: FATASS.
Alt text
A comic titled "SMBC PRESENTS: BUILDING A STRONG MARRIAGE, EPISODE ONE: 'HONESTY IS THE BEST POLICY.'" A man in a chef's hat and apron grills steak at a backyard barbecue, smiling. A brown-haired woman sits at a table eating. She asks, "How's the steak?" Then she answers her own evaluation: "It's delicious, though you've never satisfied me sexually." The joke is that radical marital honesty curdles a pleasant compliment into a brutal insult. Votey aftercomic: a black-and-white close-up of the woman, looking flatly annoyed, adding a single word: "Fatass."
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.