2006-12-01
Original: 2006-12-01 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1 (title banner): SMBC PRESENTS: "PICK-UP LINES THAT DON'T WORK."
Panel 1 (scene): A grinning red-haired man holds out a bouquet of flowers toward a woman (only her hair and shoulder are visible).
Red-haired man: MY WIFE GOT ME THESE!
Votey:
The same man, drawn in loose black-and-white sketch style, still grinning and holding up the bouquet toward the woman.
Man: MAY SHE REST IN PEACE.
Panel 1 (scene): A grinning red-haired man holds out a bouquet of flowers toward a woman (only her hair and shoulder are visible).
Red-haired man: MY WIFE GOT ME THESE!
Votey:
The same man, drawn in loose black-and-white sketch style, still grinning and holding up the bouquet toward the woman.
Man: MAY SHE REST IN PEACE.
Alt text
A two-panel SMBC comic. The main panel has a yellow title banner reading "SMBC PRESENTS: 'Pick-up lines that don't work.'" Below it, a grinning red-haired man in a green polo shirt holds out a bouquet of flowers toward a woman whose hair and shoulder are just visible at the edge of the frame. He says, "My wife got me these!" The votey (a rough black-and-white sketch) shows the same man still holding up the bouquet and beaming as he adds, "May she rest in peace." The joke: he's hitting on a new woman with flowers from his dead wife, cheerfully revealing she's deceased.
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.