2006-11-30
Original: 2006-11-30 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1:
A bald monk in orange/yellow robes points aggressively at another bald monk, shouting.
Pointing monk: "YES! IN YOUR FACE! I'M THE GREATEST! IN YOUR FACE FATASS! IN YOUR FACE!"
Caption (below panel): Chen Hu had just won the World Championships of Zen Buddhism.
Votey:
The gloating figure grabs the other person's head and gives them a noogie.
Gloating figure: "OH YEAH!"
Gloating figure: "NOO-GIE"
A bald monk in orange/yellow robes points aggressively at another bald monk, shouting.
Pointing monk: "YES! IN YOUR FACE! I'M THE GREATEST! IN YOUR FACE FATASS! IN YOUR FACE!"
Caption (below panel): Chen Hu had just won the World Championships of Zen Buddhism.
Votey:
The gloating figure grabs the other person's head and gives them a noogie.
Gloating figure: "OH YEAH!"
Gloating figure: "NOO-GIE"
Alt text
A bald monk in orange-yellow robes leans in and jabs a finger at another bald monk in matching robes, his face twisted into a triumphant snarl. His speech bubble reads: "YES! IN YOUR FACE! I'M THE GREATEST! IN YOUR FACE FATASS! IN YOUR FACE!" A caption beneath the panel reads: "Chen Hu had just won the World Championships of Zen Buddhism." The joke is the gloating, ego-driven trash talk being the opposite of the egoless detachment Zen Buddhism is supposed to teach. Votey: a simple line-drawn figure grins and grabs the other character's head, delivering a noogie, saying "OH YEAH!" and "NOO-GIE".
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.