2006-11-28
Original: 2006-11-28 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1:
A man with red hair in a yellow shirt holds up his hands defensively, looking alarmed. He faces a woman with long reddish-brown hair (seen from behind/side) who holds up a small knife.
Man: "OH MY GOD! ARE YOU KILLING ME BECAUSE I CHEATED ON YOU WITH YOUR STEPMOM?!"
Caption (below panel): "Well then, now the birthday knife has two purposes."
Votey:
A crudely drawn figure (a head and shoulders in simple outline) is shown facing a sign or wall with hand-lettered text.
Text: "PLEASE STOP CHEATING"
A man with red hair in a yellow shirt holds up his hands defensively, looking alarmed. He faces a woman with long reddish-brown hair (seen from behind/side) who holds up a small knife.
Man: "OH MY GOD! ARE YOU KILLING ME BECAUSE I CHEATED ON YOU WITH YOUR STEPMOM?!"
Caption (below panel): "Well then, now the birthday knife has two purposes."
Votey:
A crudely drawn figure (a head and shoulders in simple outline) is shown facing a sign or wall with hand-lettered text.
Text: "PLEASE STOP CHEATING"
Alt text
A man with red hair in a yellow shirt throws up his hands in alarm as a woman with long reddish-brown hair, seen from behind, holds a small knife toward him. He shouts, "OH MY GOD! ARE YOU KILLING ME BECAUSE I CHEATED ON YOU WITH YOUR STEPMOM?!" A caption beneath the panel reads: "Well then, now the birthday knife has two purposes." The joke is that the woman hadn't known about the affair until his panicked confession just revealed it. Votey: a crudely drawn figure faces hand-lettered text reading "PLEASE STOP CHEATING."
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.