2006-11-29
Original: 2006-11-29 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1:
A man with orange hair in a green shirt kneels and hands a small red booklet to a young blonde girl in a pink dress.
Man: SWEETIE, I KNOW GIRLS ARE BECOMING SEXUALLY ACTIVE A LOT YOUNGER THESE DAYS, SO I MADE YOU THIS HANDY FLOW CHART.
Below the panel, a red card with a downward arrow at the top reads: NO.
Votey:
A black-and-white sketch panel. A person with curly hair leans toward a smaller figure, gesturing.
Person: WANNA NOT HAVE SEX?
A man with orange hair in a green shirt kneels and hands a small red booklet to a young blonde girl in a pink dress.
Man: SWEETIE, I KNOW GIRLS ARE BECOMING SEXUALLY ACTIVE A LOT YOUNGER THESE DAYS, SO I MADE YOU THIS HANDY FLOW CHART.
Below the panel, a red card with a downward arrow at the top reads: NO.
Votey:
A black-and-white sketch panel. A person with curly hair leans toward a smaller figure, gesturing.
Person: WANNA NOT HAVE SEX?
Alt text
A full-color SMBC comic. A man with orange hair in a green shirt kneels down and hands a small red booklet to a young blonde girl in a pink dress, saying, "Sweetie, I know girls are becoming sexually active a lot younger these days, so I made you this handy flow chart." Below the panel, the flow chart is revealed as a single red card topped with a downward arrow, reading simply: "NO." In the black-and-white votey panel, a curly-haired person leans toward a smaller figure, gesturing, and asks, "Wanna not have sex?"
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.