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2006-12-04

Original: 2006-12-04 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal

Transcript

Panel 1:
A dark room. The silhouette of a man (referred to in the caption as Jeff) hangs by his neck from a rope, having apparently hanged himself. On a table beside him rests a handwritten sign that reads: "COULDN'T FIND MY CAR KEYS!"

Caption (below panel): All was desolate silence, save for the soft metallic jangle eminating from Jeff's coat pocket.

Votey:
A simple line drawing of a person sitting on a toilet, holding up a handwritten sign that reads: "OUT OF TOILET PAPER!"

Alt text

A dark, somber panel: the silhouette of a man hangs by a rope from his neck, having hanged himself. On a table beside the body sits a handwritten sign reading "COULDN'T FIND MY CAR KEYS!" The caption beneath reads: "All was desolate silence, save for the soft metallic jangle eminating from Jeff's coat pocket" - revealing the keys were in his pocket all along. Votey: a simple cartoon of a person sitting on a toilet, holding up a sign that reads "OUT OF TOILET PAPER!", mocking the same overly dramatic reaction to a trivial problem.

Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.