2006-11-24
Original: 2006-11-24 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1 (header banner): RELATIONSHIP QUIZ!
Panel 1 (body, a quiz on a pink note):
WHY DID SHE BREAK UP WITH YOU?
A) 3 AM PRANK PHONECALLS.
B) FREQUENT USE OF THE TERM "MISS TUBBYCHUNKS."
C) MAKING OUT WITH OTHER WOMEN.
D) ARSENIC IN COFFEE.
E) ASKED HER TO STOP DOING A THROUGH D.
Votey:
A woman with a displeased expression, speech bubble: "You're smothering my creativity!"
Panel 1 (body, a quiz on a pink note):
WHY DID SHE BREAK UP WITH YOU?
A) 3 AM PRANK PHONECALLS.
B) FREQUENT USE OF THE TERM "MISS TUBBYCHUNKS."
C) MAKING OUT WITH OTHER WOMEN.
D) ARSENIC IN COFFEE.
E) ASKED HER TO STOP DOING A THROUGH D.
Votey:
A woman with a displeased expression, speech bubble: "You're smothering my creativity!"
Alt text
A comic styled as a multiple-choice quiz. A blue banner reads "RELATIONSHIP QUIZ!" Below, on a pink note, the question "WHY DID SHE BREAK UP WITH YOU?" is followed by five lettered answers: A) 3 AM prank phonecalls. B) Frequent use of the term "Miss Tubbychunks." C) Making out with other women. D) Arsenic in coffee. E) Asked her to stop doing A through D. The joke: options A through D are awful things the reader supposedly did, and the final answer reveals SHE was doing all of them and dumped him for asking her to stop. Votey: a frowning, annoyed woman says in a speech bubble, "You're smothering my creativity!" — framing his request that she stop poisoning and cheating on him as stifling her self-expression.
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.