2006-11-26
Original: 2006-11-26 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1:
A woman with orange hair and a man dressed as Batman (blue cowl, gray suit, yellow bat emblem) sit close together in a dark room.
Woman: WOW, IT'S INVISIBLE!?
Batman: UH... UH... YEAH... BABY... PRETTY COOL, HUH?
Caption (below panel):
Ladies beware:
There is no such thing as a Bat-condom.
Votey:
Handwritten text on a plain bordered panel:
Also, no Bat-paternity.
A woman with orange hair and a man dressed as Batman (blue cowl, gray suit, yellow bat emblem) sit close together in a dark room.
Woman: WOW, IT'S INVISIBLE!?
Batman: UH... UH... YEAH... BABY... PRETTY COOL, HUH?
Caption (below panel):
Ladies beware:
There is no such thing as a Bat-condom.
Votey:
Handwritten text on a plain bordered panel:
Also, no Bat-paternity.
Alt text
A two-panel SMBC comic. In a dark room, a woman with orange hair sits close beside a man in a Batman costume (blue cowl, gray suit, yellow bat emblem). The woman, excited, says "WOW, IT'S INVISIBLE!?" Batman, stammering and looking sheepish, replies "UH... UH... YEAH... BABY... PRETTY COOL, HUH?" A caption below reads: "Ladies beware: There is no such thing as a Bat-condom." The joke is that Batman is bluffing about an 'invisible' condom that doesn't actually exist. Votey aftercomic: a plain bordered panel with handwritten text reading "Also, no Bat-paternity" — punning on Batman's lack of a paternity (Bat-)test.
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.